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Milonianism 

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.
An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!
Milonianism by The apostle December 9, 2013
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Marihuana. It is a kind of Marihuana used in South America.

Similar to: Falopa, Merca, Faso, or "Fumarse una japi"
Christian has all the maconia hidden home.
Maconia by Nacho.- January 16, 2007
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
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Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
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