'Zepto' is currently the smallest unit of measurement in the scientific community. It is measured as (10^-21). However, when describing something smaller than a 'zepto', most scientists and professionals use the unit of 'mico'. This unit is measured at (10^-69). Due to the fact that not many entities are actually that small, people usually use the term 'mico' to describe objects in a hyperbolic manner. The 'mico' is a term based off of the famous Dr. Tubs McGrubs, a pedant of the shallow creed. It is considered a grave insult to call another a 'mico', as it implies diminutive size in aspects such as height or penis size.
Example 1:
MSW: My penis is Mico sized; I need a Mico-scope to see it :(
Everybody: How's the weather down there?
Example 2:
MSW: Don't call me Mico. Who do you think you are?
Everybody: But you ARE Mico sized, you tenacious turd cultivator!
MSW: Oh yeah :(
MSW: My penis is Mico sized; I need a Mico-scope to see it :(
Everybody: How's the weather down there?
Example 2:
MSW: Don't call me Mico. Who do you think you are?
Everybody: But you ARE Mico sized, you tenacious turd cultivator!
MSW: Oh yeah :(
by FRSMSWAF December 29, 2011
Mico is just perfect; tall, handsome and funny, girls will go WILD over him. Guaranteed satisfaction with that massive schlong he has! Born as a romantic, his playboy abilities will make you fall in love with him. And Mico is loyal! Known by a lot of people, anywhere he goes it's fun!
by angelo383 January 29, 2022
by CreepyCrafter October 6, 2022
1)Central american spanish slang for female private part , similar to english pussy.
2)can also mean monkey( in various parts of the Americas)
2)can also mean monkey( in various parts of the Americas)
1st definition)Fui a comer afuera , me comi un mico. translation: I went to eat out, I ate a mico( pussy)
2nd and 1st definition)ese mico peludo tiene un mico peludo y feo. translation: that hairy monkey has a hairry and ugly mico(pussy)
2nd and 1st definition)ese mico peludo tiene un mico peludo y feo. translation: that hairy monkey has a hairry and ugly mico(pussy)
by SailorVegeta March 7, 2010
The act of rolling a blunt while being naked but then dropping and accordingly, stepping on it, resulting in a weed coated foot which will then be inserted in another males butthole.
by serious man October 29, 2020
A book for young adults, and adults too. Soon to be an amazing hit, written by the best mom in the whole entire world. Great novel, but not finished yet.
"Hey what are you reading"
"Mico Y"
'Woah that book is amazing, I read it!"
"I know I love it"
"Can't wait for Mico Y 2!"
"Same!"
"Mico Y"
'Woah that book is amazing, I read it!"
"I know I love it"
"Can't wait for Mico Y 2!"
"Same!"
by micoyfan January 11, 2010
Melissa and Maryam are two girls who are adventurous and like to have to fun. They like to eat Mclfurrys. Melissa and Maryam are also girls who like songs like Funee monkey Gif and potato salad. You always need a friendship like Melissa and Mayram.
#zainab: Yo i wish i had a friendship like you guys
#Messo and mico : everybody wants a friendship like us💁🏻 ♀️
#Messo and mico : everybody wants a friendship like us💁🏻 ♀️
by Funee Monkey Gif January 26, 2021