Another name for a mall cop or a rent-a-cop. They are about as intimidating as Mickey Mouse would be in a uniform.
Mickey Mouse Cop 1: Hey Bob, look at that man stealing all of that merchandise from the electronics store!
Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.
Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!
Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.
Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!
by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast February 5, 2012