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Also known as Mikey D, MikeyDelicious, MickeyDeadly. MickTheDog is by far the most solid person to have walked the earth thus far. Some say he is a distant relative of Chuck Norris. His triceps make bodybuilders cry like little girls. The Mikey D-Division is the most esteemed sporting division in all of world sport, however, no one has been able to make the cut other than TheDog himself, because quite frankly, no one is that solid.
-Why do I feel like such a loser around MickTheDog?
-I don't know man, he makes me feel so feminine.
by MistyMistThatIsMisty October 21, 2011