michiganize 

To adapt software, systems, or processes to the University of Michigan way by stripping out key functionality, devolving the user interface, and adding maize and blue colors.

To prioritize form over functionality.

To reinforce institutional values of tradition, stubbornness, and elitism.

That app is way too powerful and easy to use. Let's michiganize it.

So what if hundreds of other organizations use this thing straight out of the box with great success? Michigan is special. Michiganize it!

We're not buying this phenomenal thing unless we can michiganize it.

michiganize by Frizzlebiscuit October 10, 2010

Michiganize 

To cut the sleeves off a shirt

Wow! I didn't realize you could Michiganize a polo!

Michiganize by JAKIL October 14, 2016

michiganary style

A quiet blow job given in lieu of a loud fuck on a squeaky guest bed when visiting one’s family in Michigan.

Geof and Heather did it Michiganary Style when they went to Spring Lake for Thanksgiving.

michiganary style by ShortSmartSassySweet December 28, 2022

Michigonian 

A stupid person from Michigan.

Freaking Michigonian! Why can't you be an Arkie!

Michigonian by alyisamazing November 29, 2011

michiganate 

verb. To make astonishingly shittier or to give a fecal matter coating.

Dude, she totally michiganated my dick last night.

It totally michiganated my evening when the bomb blew up my mom's intestines and she died a slow, agonizing death.

michiganate by c dazzle December 17, 2008

Michigonian 

A dumbass who thinks it’s michigonian not Michigander

Michigander: fuck you

Fucking Ohio person: oh yeah! Fuck you, you fucking michigonian!

Michigander: the fuck did you just call me?!?! *beats Ohioan*

Michigonian by Prof. ButtDick July 6, 2021

Michelanian

to be so fat that one is a descendant or eluding to possible relation to thee "Michelin Man" (man made of tires, cartoon)

Instead of saying, "Shut your fat ass up."

One would say, "Shut your Michelanian butt up."

Another way to use could be

"Move your Michelanian self out of my way."

or
"Keep your Michelanian mouth shut."

Michelanian by Queen Mercedes December 11, 2012