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Michigan Scissor 

When two women of Michigan decent, engage in the sacred and mysterious act of scissoring, at which point their public hairs become entangled in a knot that not even Harry houdini could not, nor want to unravel.
I know these two special sisters from Ann Arbor who Michigan scissored so hard, their shit got tangled to the point they were considered siamese.
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