Michigan

"UAW local 31 considers striking as GM announces more layoffs in Michigan. The story at eleven." Thats all you here in the headlines about this pathetic, Rust Belt state. Forget about finding a job here. Go elsewhere. Even Ohio is better--not much, but better nonetheless.

Michigan is the single-worst state to live and is the epitome of the Rust Belt.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 3, 2007

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A non-existent state in the U.S.A

Biona Feeton: hey where is Michigan

Andrew: Oh it does not exist

by z king bill July 24, 2018

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A state composed of rundown cites and a backwoods full of militia members working on their '87 Camaros.

What is that smell? Any why is everyone around me driving El Caminos and various other rusted out junkers? Oh dear God I've taken a wrong turn and now I'm in Michigan!

by Katie Olsen March 14, 2006

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The glove the USA wears to wipe the dirty ass of Canada.

USA: Canada's ass is dirty again. Guess I'll have to put on my Michigan and clean it up for them.

by Dirty Jacksons April 15, 2009

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The place where dreams (and roads, and jobs, and summer, and just about everything) go to die.

Marcus: I lived in lansing michigan my whole life and im almost 97% sure i lost something...something deep down in the darkest fathoms of my soul.
Tieran: Fuck ass nigga.

by joo-joo beaaanss September 20, 2009

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