A polish dude often more smarter than you . His brains make you feel smaller in comparacent . Spends too much time on mobile gaming and is too good for brawl stars
by Thedestroyer231 January 21, 2020
A person who is very toxic, annoying, and childish. They are a bad influence on you so never meet a Michal. They are trash and disgusting. They will change into multiple personalities and will confuse you. NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM.
When you first meet Michal he seems nice and lovable person but inside he doesn't actually care about you. FAKE.
When you first meet Michal he seems nice and lovable person but inside he doesn't actually care about you. FAKE.
by KiWi bALLs February 12, 2020
1. A usually failed attempt in which to seduce a female.
2. A popular European condom.
3. A female Gazelle's reproductive organs.
4. A common Polish name originated from the American Word "Jackass."
2. A popular European condom.
3. A female Gazelle's reproductive organs.
4. A common Polish name originated from the American Word "Jackass."
1. Look at that nerd, he just pulled off a michal and got rejected.
2. Are you sure your using protection? I won't use anything except Michal.
3. At the Science Lab, doctors are studying the Gazelle's Michals.
2. Are you sure your using protection? I won't use anything except Michal.
3. At the Science Lab, doctors are studying the Gazelle's Michals.
by Euro Kid April 15, 2008
by Ping pong Asian October 12, 2019
michal is a name for retards and parents who mean michael ,
most people will kick a michal in there life because he is a retard.
michal is a word used by mexicans to insult someone.
most people will kick a michal in there life because he is a retard.
michal is a word used by mexicans to insult someone.
by QwizR June 10, 2011
by Cool man 445 September 24, 2021
When a guy decides he's not going to go all the way with a girl, but instead 'dips it in a few times'. Such an act us normally undertaken somewhere convenient nearby, such as a public toilet. This action is often associated with the consumption of absinthe.
Dude 1: Did you fuck that girl last night?
Dude 2: No, I just went to the toilet to give her a michal!
Dude 1: Where did you go with that girl on the beach last night?
Dude 2: I went back to her's for a casual michal
Dude 1: Did you take that girl to banjo practice?
Dude 2: No, I just gave her a michal
Dude 2: No, I just went to the toilet to give her a michal!
Dude 1: Where did you go with that girl on the beach last night?
Dude 2: I went back to her's for a casual michal
Dude 1: Did you take that girl to banjo practice?
Dude 2: No, I just gave her a michal
by The Notorious PIG June 10, 2011