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Michael Springer
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5’8
skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit
flat as a board
while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white
dad shoes
that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
Damn, I’d fuck that
Michael springer
kid but his
dad shoes
are just
too white
.
by
Edubz
October 6, 2017
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