michael phelps

To smoke weed

Dude last night i pulled a michael phelps. I was flying high

by Flunky February 28, 2009

The Michael Phelps

Squirt relentlessly all over his bed, then make him sleep in the puddle. If he snores while sleeping in the puddle, this is known as Singing in the Rain.

My baby gave me The Michael Phelps last night, and I didn't get a wink of sleep.

by SexyLittleIdeas.com December 5, 2015

Michael Phelped

To own somebody to the furthest extent.

John : Oh my god! I just beat up the Seniors all by myself!

Steve : Yeah, they sure got Michael Phelped..

by John Cafasso August 30, 2008

michael phelps

A celebrity who gets photographed token on a bong and then has a small town sheriff go after him!

"Paris Hilton totally got Michael Phelpsed after that DUI!"

by Cocky Sanchez February 4, 2009

michael phelps

douchebag
....possibly on steroids...

person 1: bro give me a dollar
person 2: no yoou dont need it
person 1: way to be a michael phelps....asshole..

by dick princess August 2, 2009

michael phelps

The hottest man on the planet.

Have you seen that cute guy down the street?
Yeah, he looks like Michael Phelps!

by ayBayBay69 August 10, 2008

michael phelps

1. half man, half fish.
2. the cutest swimmer ever.

J: hey man did you see michael phelps get those 8 olympic medals?!
A: yeah man ! i wonder how he did it ?
J: it's obvious isn't it ? he's half man, half fish.
A: whatever, he's FINNNNNNE

by Phelps Fan August 25, 2008