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Kiss Michael day 

Michael “damn u gotta kiss me today”
Everyone “ok fine bc it’s kiss michael day

Beat a Michael day 

People with the name Mike/michael/micheal/defined Mike are clones of the lizard man and should be eliminated but they are only weak at a certain day which is 1st December also they are very horny in these day so watch out

Yo are you ready for the beat a Michael day?
Yes we need to eliminate Michael before more of them spawn
Beat a Michael day by Brushbruh November 29, 2021

National Michael day 

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths
Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division

National Bully Michael Day 

On February 4th you are allowed to bully your friend named Michael.
National Bully Michael Day is today, time to go bully my friend.

National Abby sends Michael nudes day 

A day where it is mandatory for Michael to receive nudes or else he will die of hornyness.
Michael it is National Abby sends Michael nudes day so,I’m going to give you nudes today because I don’t want you to die

Michael Jackson Day 

When a hardcore fan of Michael Jackson spends the entire day of June 25th (the day of Michael Jackson’s death) listening to his music.
It’s Michael Jackson day, let’s listen to his music.