Michael is a fantastic amazing guy with an incredible sense of humor! Super kind and sweet once ya get to know him.. Secretly has a super sexual and Kinky side. Will drive you absolutely insane with love. HIS SMILE IS THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD..no matter how many times he denies it!
I wanna fuck Michael

Michael is FANTASTIC

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He will kill you.

Do not engage in political conversation with him, as when he is proven wrong he will stab you with a pen.
He has probably killed before, and been threatened to be killed by multiple people, both friends and enemies.

All summed up, he'll probably be an alright friend.
“Hi Michael! I think you’re wrong about your opinion on-”
*proceeds to stab you with pen*
by FelixWilhelm June 20, 2019
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A hot boy who you might have a crush on but are so secretive about it you can't even tell your bestest of friends.
Why won't Michael ask me out already!
by Me_1 April 25, 2017
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Michael is usually the best boyfriend you can have. He is cute, funny, smart, and athletic. Michaels are usually really nice to women. Michael has a long penis and knows how to get it done!
Girl: I don’t know this guys name but he has a really long penis

Other girl: Wow! He must be a Michael!
by LookAtMyTitties January 16, 2019
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A complex yet amazing person that women are instantly attracted to. Doesn't love easily, but loves hard when he does. Is aware of his faults and strives to be a better person. A health-conscious individual, Michael takes care of himself physically and as a result is extremely sexy. Amazing in bed and extremely well-endowed. Highly intelligent, and seeks out intellectual equals to associate with. Is hard on himself when he makes mistakes, often to the point of being self-deprecating and self-destructive. Can forgive others more easily than he can forgive himself. Needs to know that despite his shortcomings and past mistakes he is a beautiful person worthy of a "happily ever after". It's worth every bit of heartache just to have the chance to know and love him.
"Wow, check that guy out.."
"I know, that's Michael.."
"Ohh, no wonder he seems amazing."
by tks76 February 2, 2010
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MICHAEL is a guy that is cute and honest with you .He loves playing video games.Michael is loyal and never lies about anything ,plays with you and hangs around ,also he will be with you or facetiming you in houseparty and talking to you for hours.Yes, hes one cussibg mf .If you get to his bad side he will literally get mad at you and beat the f..... out of you.Dont mess with him.He can be overprotective sometimes.Yup he is a jealous type.Anyone that loves him is super lucky.
Michael is a very loyal person.
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Michael is the name of many people that are awesome. People with the name Michael are very intelligent, they can solve questions faster than others. A person with the name Michael is very popular and has many friends, he makes makes friends wherever he meets because he is very funny, nice, cool, and caring. All people with the name Michael are really hot and cute, the second girls see a person named Michael for the first time they instantly want to be his girlfriend. When you meet a person named Michael for the very first time and you do not know his name yet, the first thing he says will instantly make you want to be his friend. People named Michael are very nice to everyone. When they see someone in need they always come to ask what's wrong. When they see a person in need of food, money, or a home, he goes to them and gives them all he has in his pockets. a Michael will always listen to what you have to say, he will never be rude and puts his friends and family before him. A person named Michael will always defend you no matter what. Michael is never a boring person and always like to have fun and laugh. When you see Michael he will always be smiling. A Michael is extremely strong but doesn't fight without a reason. All people named Michael are gentlemen and will always think about what you need. Overall Michael is the coolest, most amazing, funny, hot, cute, dependable, and the bravest person there is.
Person1:Wow look at that guy!
Person2:Oh that's Michael.

Girl 1:Do you think Michael is hot?
Girl 2:Of course! I don't know why he doesn't have a girlfriend though.
Michael:Because I know my friends like those girls.

Person 1:Aw man I don't have any seats.
Michael:Here take mine.

Michael:Hey Michael you're cool.
Michael:You too Michael.
by MAIKERU November 26, 2013
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