miatch

a more efficient way of saying "my bitch."

Miatch,open that door for me.

--Yes, Master Rhana.

miatch by Rhana June 29, 2008

Miatch

The word Miatch is a nickname for the name "Mitch" thought up by the word Biatch, Miatch is dope tho...

Dayym, I wish I wasn't so white, skinny and ugly... I wanna be Miatch!!

Miatch by Mitch January 15, 2004

Mitch Buchannon 

A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.

Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.

Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.

Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!

(Two friends talking)

Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.

Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.

Mitch Buchannon by NotTheHoff August 6, 2018

Slanging Match

British slang, a slanging match is an argument; a dispute in which insults and accusations are made by each party against the other

Television debates by politicians often deteriorate into a slanging match.

Slanging Match by AKACroatalin April 17, 2015

Apex matchmaking 

Something so fucking unbelievably unbalanced and unfair you wonder how it ever existed/happened in the first place or how it was ever created

Guy one: “Did you hear josh got mugged and beat up by 200 people his sleep?”

Guy two: “Wow that’s some ‘Apex matchmaking’ right there”

Apex matchmaking by Maris February 22, 2021

Mitcham 

Mitcham is a - perhaps unexpectedly - rather picturesque small town located within Greater London. It's got some genuinely pretty period architecture - for example see photos below of the town's churches and "White House" (no not that one). The area has perhaps been a tad looked down on in the past (often by people who have never been there). But it's smartening up, and its innate visual appeal - especially in its older parts - makes it a perfectly pleasant, green little area to live in or visit. And local borough council plans for town centre improvements will provide a further spur towards it realising its full potential before long.

Question one: What sort of people would Mitcham appeal to?
-- Those who appreciate pretty buildings and plenty of green open spaces (such as Mitcham Common and Mitcham Fair Green).

Question two:Where is it precisely?
-- It's a mile or two further out of central London than Wimbledon, just within the Surrey side of the London/Surrey border. But officially it IS in London, as it's in a London borough (Merton). It is exactly eight miles from Charing Cross (the official central point of London).

Mitcham by .l April 17, 2014

Mitchel Cave 

A hot hunk of a dude who has the most beautiful brown eyes and wild brown braids. His accent gives everyone life. He often is associated with drugs, but only “recreationally”. He can be a total jerk, teasing an album and not releasing lyrics.

Jordan: “Mitchel Cave is my bf”
Christian: “No he’s mine”
Both: * look at each other in shock *

Mitchel Cave by Imhearingvoices April 19, 2019