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Table Manners 

The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.
That fat bastard Malcolm eats like a pig, he's got no table manners.
Table Manners by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015
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Horace Mann

Son of a bitch that invented school

Fuck you, school sucks
"Hey you know who invented school?"
"Uhh no"
"It was a retard named Horace Mann"
"Don't know who he is but fuck him"
Horace Mann by GoodBoyWalter June 8, 2020

Horace Mann

If I have a time machine, I would travel back to the past and shit on Horace Mann's hair.
Shit, just fuck him, fuck fuck fuck Horace Mann
Horace Mann by despertk December 10, 2021

Horace Mann

The asshole who invented school
fuck him and his relatives
Smart Kid: I like Horace Mann because he invented school.
Everyone: Fuck you, no wonder no one likes you.
Horace Mann by urbanballs February 24, 2021

Manna for the mindless 

Manna for the mindless is a disparaging description of television programmes that do no more than fill up air time. The programmes that are banal, trivial and boring and which, if they were a person, would be described as a WOFS. You know the sort of crap, pretty well all of daytime television, soap operas screened at any time, moronic game shows, chat shows featuring liggers or z-list celebrities, the list just goes on. It is the sort of programme which doesn’t require dumbing down as it is targeted at fuckwits or insomniacs who need something other than drugs to help them sleep.
Before twenty-four seven television was inflicted on a long-suffering human race, manna for the mindless was typified by film serials where the hero always overcame impossible odds to rescue the heroine from an impossible situation and the villain was always defeated. Either that or the Hollywood musical of the 1950s such as Carousel or South Pacific, total shite consisting of totally forgettable songs, stilted dialogue and a non-existent plot.
"Jane, would you like to come bird watching, there’s a good chance of a peregrine’s mating display"
"No, I've got to watch Loose Women!"
"Manna for the mindless!"

Horace Mann

The dum man who made school just to torture kids. So parents could leave there kids and have fun.
School and Horace Mann is gay.