Ubercool. Dude. Ladykiller. Someone who hits on anything that moves. Unconventional fantasies are common. Sometimes delusional.
Would be called Melvin if he were an American. But would not be ginger nor would he be a tit.
Sometimes can be as irritating as a tight bra strap. Habitually let down by friends.
Person 2 - ' Stop being a Meyyappan'.