the other day i was chillen with my little brother and stephenie meyer like kidnapped him and raped him
by talking space monkeys August 13, 2008
A sword swallower. Dan has broken numerous records with help and has won the Ig Nobel Peace Prize. He is one of the last sword swallowers in the world and has been on numerous news and talk shows.
by WalkerA September 2, 2009
The inviting of a member of the opposite sex round to your house for the sole purpose of sexual gratification. Need not apply to gf/bf. i.e any random person
N.B: This only applies if you actually get some, inviting a person over and NOT getting with them despite your best efforts is not Going To Meyer's.
N.B: This only applies if you actually get some, inviting a person over and NOT getting with them despite your best efforts is not Going To Meyer's.
by The Donk December 27, 2010
To stick your finger up a young girl’s butt when she’s wearing jeans. Typically happens with an older married man with his mistress
by Pharr October 8, 2021
The author of what could have been a decent series, but failed epically in that department when The Necronomicon- I MEAN - Breaking Dawn came out.
Someone I would like to punch in the face with a book. Preferably with a huge hardback cover book.
Someone I would like to punch in the face with a book. Preferably with a huge hardback cover book.
by fsrsk2 May 15, 2009
(n.), a mental disorder that affects only women, mostly those in their teenage years. A woman with the Meyer complex feels that she is not complete without a boyfriend or husband by her side. In some cases, the disorder is so strong that the woman will not feel that she has the strength to live without a boyfriend or husband.
The Meyer complex is named after best-selling author of the Twilight series, Stephanie Meyer. In her book series, the main character (Bella) has a substantial case of what is now known as the Meyer complex.
The Meyer complex is named after best-selling author of the Twilight series, Stephanie Meyer. In her book series, the main character (Bella) has a substantial case of what is now known as the Meyer complex.
Stephanie tried to kill herself after she broke up with her boyfriend yesterday. John found her trying to hang herself in the park and now they're going out. She's got a really bad case of the Meyer complex.
by Kriptini May 31, 2010
by Your pseudonym5 May 15, 2014