7 definitions by Kriptini
(n.), a mental disorder that affects only women, mostly those in their teenage years. A woman with the Meyer complex feels that she is not complete without a boyfriend or husband by her side. In some cases, the disorder is so strong that the woman will not feel that she has the strength to live without a boyfriend or husband.
The Meyer complex is named after best-selling author of the Twilight series, Stephanie Meyer. In her book series, the main character (Bella) has a substantial case of what is now known as the Meyer complex.
Stephanie tried to kill herself after she broke up with her boyfriend yesterday. John found her trying to hang herself in the park and now they're going out. She's got a really bad case of the Meyer complex.
by Kriptini May 30, 2010 add a video
1. (n.), a day when a man cannot have sexual relations with his significant other for various reasons
2. (n.), saying "monday" with a weird accent
1. Jim's wife was going out of town on a business trip, and there would be many moondays before she returned.
2. Our term paper is due on moonday.
by Kriptini Jun 18, 2010 add a video
A more personified form of the word ecstasy. It's usually used in third-person narritives, because it sounds funny when used in everyday conversation.
Ecstasia took hold of Meaghan's body as her boyfriend bit her on the shoulder.
by Kriptini Mar 30, 2010 add a video
(n); acronym for "Mother I'd Like To Tell To Put On More Age-Appropriate Clothing." In other words, a mom attempting to be a MILF but instead looking extremely unattractive.
Person A: "Dude, look at that MILF!"
Person B: "Really bro? She's ugly. She's a MILTTTPOMAAC."
Person A: "…the hell did you just say?"
by Kriptini May 16, 2011 add a video
(n.), when someone screws up the order of events of something so bad that it's funny.
Person A: "Well, America really wasn't feared until after the First World War, when we invented stealth bombers that the North would later use to dominate the South in the Civil War."
Person B: "Wow, with chronololgy like that, I bet you get A's on all the tests!"
by Kriptini May 2, 2010 add a video
an over-emotional teenager of high birth or an over-emotional teenager who thinks he/she's of high birth.
In capitalist America, hard-working Mr. Johnson parks his run-down little Ford Taurus next to some jerk angstocrat's Porsche Cayenne.
by Kriptini Apr 11, 2010 add a video
(n.) one who posts on a web forum multiple times in a row, for the sake of seeing their own posts or increasing their post count
Poster A: Hey everyone. I think the Needler is the worst weapon in Halo.
Poster A: Definately the worst weapon.
Poster A: Doesn't even compate to the gravity hammer.
Poster A: It's not even a contest.
Poster A: Bump.
Poster A: The Needler is just so useless. Anyone cool doesn't use it.
Poster B: GG, tornadobitch!
by Kriptini Oct 19, 2009 add a video