Mexican Massage

The premeditated act of pleasuring oneself in a hotel when housekeeping enters the room.

Man, you should have seen the look on the housekeeper's face when she walked in on me giving myself a Mexican massage!

by BlkCrowe November 1, 2012

Mexican massage

A massage without using ones hands.

Lisa: "Did you give her a Mexican massage?"
Buddy: "I am a gentleman!"

by Costa Maya Chick February 16, 2007

Mexican back massage

The act of directly farting on another person. To press your ass against their body and break wind.

After all that taco bell, I was really giving out the Mexican back massages.

by Drop Dizzle February 2, 2007

Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.

Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.

by Hunky bear junior June 18, 2022