A late twenties/early thirties young Mexican woman who has never been married and doesn't have any kids. It's unheard of, making her a Mexican unicorn. When you find one, snag her and keep her!
Mom, I met a girl named Josephine and she's 31 with no kids.
Mom: Is she married?
No mom. She's a good catholic girl.
Mom: She's a Mexican unicorn. Marry her son.
Mom: Is she married?
No mom. She's a good catholic girl.
Mom: She's a Mexican unicorn. Marry her son.
by Locomotive November 30, 2014