While you're on Spring Break in Mexico you pick a girl up, bang her, and jizz on her face. The girl wipes her face off, but misses a gobb of jizz on her eye lashes. She falls asleep and awakes the next morning unable to open her eyes due to the jizz becoming sticky and hardening overnight.
Hey, that girl is stumbling around with her eyes shut. She must be a victim of the Mexican fly trap.
by Big D. Tampa March 6, 2011