Mewander 

intr.v. me·wan·dered, me·wan·der·ing, me·wan·ders

1. To wander aimlessly around while walking like a penguin and looking dopey as possible.

2. To trave without purpose and look around as though you're seeing everything for the first time.

From Latin maweander dopicus maximus

me·wander·er n.
me·wander·ing·ly adv.
me·wandrous (-drs) adj.

My friend Jeff is a mewandering fool.

I mewandered down the halls of my school.

(Names have been changed to protect Geoff)

Mewander by Zach and Geoff July 18, 2003

meandering 

Mega Man X7

"holy fuck, Mega Man X7 is meandering"

meandering by Spiffy Ruffleroni September 11, 2018

Fabian melander 

Fabian melander

AKA" Flabben" AKA" idioten från byn" AKA" saabmannen"

Fabian melander loves saab 900 and saab 96.

fabian also owns a monark bsa 125cc motorcycle from 1950.

almost everyday fabian fish in the nearby lake called "vederslövsjön" with Inge melander his father.

if you ask fabian only idiots and immigrants drives volvo
when fabian is not fishing hes probably out working in the woods with glutta fabians friend.

oh whos that handsome lookin fella in the cool car?
oh its just fabian melander in his saab 96 isnt he cute

Fabian melander by tobbetorre August 18, 2021

meanderthal 

People who wander around aimlessly and always seem to get in your way in stores and supermarkets, chatting on their cell phones and paying no attention to their surroundings.

I would have been here ten minutes earlier if I hadn't been stuck behind that meanderthal.

meanderthal by dswenson June 11, 2006

Meandering Minge

When a women's vagina merges with her anus, making one huge slit on her crouch.

The old women had anal sex so many times that she was given a meandering minge.

Meandering Minge by TheBigEazyNess March 19, 2010

meandering miasma

an unforgiving aura that follows a person of no significance whatsover.

I saw waY2Krowed wallowing in his meandering miasma in front of a 7-11 yesterday while I was going to FYE to pick up the Black Crowes' latest DVD.

meandering miasma by the better Ted January 23, 2010

Meanderthal 

A person with nowhere to go and nothing to do who wanders the sidewalks aimlessly in a swervy, slow path that blocks the paths of people who do have somewhere to go and something to do.

I was supposed to be at the Museum of Natural History thirty minutes ago but my path was slowed and at times completely blocked by roving packs of meanderthals.

Meanderthal by mymarwit July 20, 2010