Home of girls who make blatantly obvious and completely retarded statements on twitter. No one really likes anyone from Metuchen due to the fact that they're irrelevant and conceited. They also consider J walking to be badass.
Metuchen High School girls on twitter.
@Johndoe: It's a wonderful day.
@StupidMetuchenFemale: Your twitter name is Johndoe.
Everyone else: no shit.
@Johndoe: It's a wonderful day.
@StupidMetuchenFemale: Your twitter name is Johndoe.
Everyone else: no shit.
by Natraps March 13, 2014