What the male fans of the the band "The Metro Station" ride on as they skim freakishly close to boarding The Gayline Railroad.

A combination of the words Metro Station and Metrosexual, both of which utterly elude me.
"Jimmy is becoming a slave to Disney bands. Last month the Joehoez, and he just bought a ticket at the Metrosexual Station. What a dufflebag."
by H*ck Yeah May 6, 2009
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