Methyphobia 

Methyphobia also known as Potophobia is an intense, irrational fear of alcohol. The Methyphobic individual individual may actually fear people who drink alcohol or the loss of control when alcohol is consumed. People that have this phobia will avoid any situation where they might be exposed to alcohol. As a result they will not go to parties or family gatherings like weddings or holidays.

I invited Bob but he can't come because he's scared to be confronted with alcohol, he's got Methyphobia.

Methyphobia by Charleyrawrr May 3, 2010

meltyphobia 

hate against a person named melty

i'm on like limit on twitter again, this is meltyphobia!

meltyphobia by meltytears October 12, 2020

Metrophobia 

An uncommon fear of poetry.

So my English teacher started reading T.S. Eliot, and I started having a seizure because of my Metrophobia.

Metrophobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008

Metophobia 

Metophobia is the fear of getting bitches

"You know Gabe? Yeah that guy has metophobia."

Metophobia by LaChefSki September 13, 2022

Methaphobia

When your meth is too good to be true usually this means that people are either afraid to use it or eat it
When shown meth to methaphobic people it makes them go blind and deaf for brief second, giving people chance to molest them or kidnap them. It also makes your nipples twist and your head turn 360.

"Holy shit man i just witnessed meth and got insta molested by 7 people, lol."
"James was traumatised after seeing man's head turn 360 and noscope some skrub."
"Methaphobia is ... Gulp on these nuts lmao"

Methaphobia by Master Chief Jeff October 3, 2018

Sethyphobia 

Sethyphobia is is being scared of Tiktok user Chadmouche

“Sethy is so cool!”

“Oh, you like Sethy? Sorry I have Sethyphobia”

Sethyphobia by Sethyhimself November 8, 2021

Methaphocially 

A meth fueled metaphor.

What’s Ben rambling about?

Oh, he’s Methaphocially a genius.

Methaphocially by Orangesail June 12, 2024