Top Definition
Adjective: 1: One who feeds primarily on methamphetamine. 2: Methamphetamine addict who is only observed lurking about during night time hours, often at an all night Wal-Mart. 3: Tweakers or methamphetamine users who live in and around the Tulsa Oklahoma metro area.

Synonymous with the words tweaker, geek, speed freak, and walker.
Did you see that gaggle of methpires huddled up outside the Kwik Mart?

Stay out of that neighborhood . . . it is a hive of methpires!
by Peter Vincent Methpire Slayer February 08, 2012

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt