Metch 

A skinny punk rocker with the potential to succeed in today's fast-paced world.

Metch, let's go get some pizza.

Metch by Rich Ford February 1, 2005

Big Metch 

A Person That Has An Epicness Level Higher Than Anyone Else Alive. Commonly Used When Referring To Someone Who ISNT "Big Metch"

Michelle: Yeah I'm Pretty Epic

Mark: YOU THINK YOURE BIG METCH

Michelle: WTH

Big Metch by CoolioMetcher July 21, 2011

Slanging Match

British slang, a slanging match is an argument; a dispute in which insults and accusations are made by each party against the other

Television debates by politicians often deteriorate into a slanging match.

Slanging Match by AKACroatalin April 17, 2015

Apex matchmaking 

Something so fucking unbelievably unbalanced and unfair you wonder how it ever existed/happened in the first place or how it was ever created

Guy one: “Did you hear josh got mugged and beat up by 200 people his sleep?”

Guy two: “Wow that’s some ‘Apex matchmaking’ right there”

Apex matchmaking by Maris February 22, 2021

matchablossom 

A ship name for Joe and Cherry from Sk8 the Infinity♾️

Weeb 1:Hey do you ship anyone in Sk8?
Weeb 2: Definitely Matchablossom.

matchablossom by Otakuforwhat March 26, 2021

Once a Marathon Match 

Based on the 11 hour 5 min match at Wimbledon featuring Nicholas Mahut (FRA) and John Isner (USA) where they played 138 games in the fifth set alone and where most records were completely shattered.
It refers to anything an event or oddity that will almost positively never happen again.

The strange disappearance of an entire civilized city in Mexico was a once a marathon match

Once a Marathon Match by akararules June 27, 2010

Carpet Match the Drapes

Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.

Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?

Carpet Match the Drapes by Midnight310 August 16, 2011