Metairie

Soulless suburb of New Orleans where most things seem plastic, unreal, or 'anytown, USA'

That girl is so metairie

Metairie by Beatrices August 2, 2008

Old Metairie

A sub-suburb of New Orleans, where rich snobby people live who think they are better than everyone else. They want to live in New Orleans but live in Metairie becuase of better roads and polic force. Come from money and think it just grows on trees as they all drive around in their Escalades to their lunch dates.

That woman in her mercedes driving to the country club is an Old Metairie mom.

Old Metairie by lovenola September 15, 2009

Old Metairie

The rich & stuck up area of New Orleans where people like to think they are better than everyone. Basically, the Beverly Hills of NOLA.

That bitch has a Bentley, she must love in Old Metairie!

Old Metairie by Erica992 September 8, 2011

Metarie Mouthwash 

A golden shower in a tub with the woman drinking said golden cocktail

Harper gave his girl a golden shower and his girl drank the Metarie Mouthwash.

Metarie Mouthwash by BTTYoungblood December 7, 2018

metafriend 

Meta = beyond/above
A metafriend is a person you have a close platonic relationship that is non-romantic and non-sexual. Metafriendships are most common among aromantic and/or asexual people.

"This is my metafriend. We've been together for about 9 months."
"Our metafriendship is such a gift!"

metafriend by watermelon.cake January 14, 2021

Metafriend 

A friend made in the metaverse

Oh him? He's a metafriend.

Metafriend by tsnbnp January 23, 2022