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The Jewish word given to the saviour of the world, was thought to be Jesus (who was actually an Arab Magician). One of the most famous uses of the word messiah was in Monty Python's: The Life of Brian were Brian is mistaken to be the messiah of Jerusalem. crowd: "Show us the Messiah!"
Mum: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!" crowd: "BRIAN! Show us Brian" Mum: "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy, now go away!" |
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Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews Jesus Christ is the messiah, the anointed one, the savior of mankind, the Son of the living God, and God himself. Apart from him no one can enter heaven or receive eternal life.
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A savoir ~Go ahead and build a better messiah, we can dig another grave.~
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A guy who will bring peace to the world and blah blah blah.
People think Jesus is the Messiah and king of Jews, which is retarded cause all he brought was war and pain, centuries after, like when Christians blamed Jews for Jesus' death and they were to ignorant to realize All of Jesus' disciples were Jewish, not Just Judas, and they didn't just kill Jews. They killed Muslims, Native Americans, and anyone else who didn't follow their faith. And He isn't the King of the Jews. God is the King of the Jews. 1. Christian from the Middle Ages: Thou shalt go to Hell because your a Jew! Now don't give this Jew any respect because he killed Jesus, the Messiah! KILL HIM!
Jew from the Middle Ages: I am simply trying to make a living as a farmer and meanwhile crusaders come and kill my family after raping my wife and daughter. WHAT DID I DO?? 2. Christian from the 20th century: Hey, ain't you a Jew? Jew from the 20th century: Problem? Christian from the 20th century: YOU KILLED JESUS!!! Jew from the 20th century: No, I didn't. Christian from the 20th century: Yea you did! Jew from the 20th century: Go away. 3. Christian in the 21st century: Hi, would you like to be a Christian? Jew from the 21st century: No. Christian in the 21st century: But Jesus will save you. THANK THA LORD! Jew from the 21st century: Um...goodbye.. |
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a child of T.i. or aka T.i.p. Harris T.I.:Aye Messiah get over here yo mama want you
Messiah: Yes daddy |
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1. boring Christian college in the middle of Pennsylvania (aka nowhere) where kids know in saying their college name that they will automatically get pitied and/or mad sympathy from other college friends of theirs that rock out every weekend (or even just ponder the idea of hanging out with the opposite sex on say...a THURSDAY?! wtf...) Parents love the idea, kids know if a college has a nickname for Jesus in the title, the college has to be a ball breaker.
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(Someone's mom): "So Jimmy, what college are you going to?" Jimmy: "Messiah College mam." Mom: "Oh that's lovely, soo lovely. You'll have such a nice time and make lots of nice friends." SCENARIO 2- (Someone normal) "Todd": "Dude, where do you go?" Jimmy: "Um...well...I go to school in PA." Todd: "Where in Pennsylvania?" Jimmy: "Um..you've probably never heard of it..." Todd: "Come on, I'm sure I have." Jimmy:"Well...Messiah College?" Todd: "Damn..." Jimmy: "Yeah." ----silence----- Jimmy: "I know...." |
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Used when referring to a person who is extremely late and will almost undoubtedly never turn up. That guy is the messiah.
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Captian of the New York Rangers who led them to the stanley cup Mark Messiah owns the NHL
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