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Messerschmidt 

A majestic bearded creature found in the inner streets of East Hampton. Notorious for making a mean cup of coffee and being a simple kind of man, people from all corners of the world gather to catch a glimpse of this glorious manwhore.
"I saw Messerschmidt driving down the street the other day, followed by a pack of unicorns and an army of angels leading the way."
Messerschmidt by manowar27 January 28, 2014
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Messerschmitt bf109 

The Messerschmitt Bf 109(or Me 109) was a WW2 single engined fighter designed by Willy Messerschmitt and built mainly by Bayerische Flugzeugwerke. It was widely considered the Luftwaffe equivalent to the RAF Spitfire. Although widely derided nowadays as being difficult to fly, poor performing, and aerodynamically unrefined; the Me 109 was still the preferred mount of most of Germany's aces, including Erich Hartmann -the highest scoring ace of all time, with 352 kills. The 109 was first used in the Spanish civil war and served throughout all of WW2, with derivatives being built postwar in Spain and Czechoslovakia. With roughly 33,000 of the countless versions built, the Me 109 was one of the most produced aircraft of all time.
Don't know what a Messerschmitt bf109 looks like? Go watch the movie "Battle of Britain," The bad guys are flying spanish-built versions of the 109. The planes in the movie however, have Rolls-Royce instead of Daimler(Mercedes)engines, and so have pointier noses.

The first fighters of the Israeli Air Force were czech-built Messerschmitts.

Messerschmitt bf109 

A sweet ass WWII German Fighter plane.
That messerschmitt bf109 shot down so many fucking Brits.

The messerschmitt bf109 is a sweet looking plane

messerschmitt 

The messerschmitt was the german primary fighter of WW2. It was rubbish compared to the RAF Spitfire.
R.J.Mitchell is the best even though he shouldn't have smoked...he died of cancer...sniff...
"The Spitfire outclassed the German Messerschmitt"
messerschmitt by Peter Pilot April 27, 2006

messerschmitt cramp 

A sore neck, Allied pilots in WWII got sore necks from constantly turning their heads looking for Meserschmitt fighter planes.
I've got a hulluva Messerschmitt cramp after that mission!
messerschmitt cramp by gargoyle6969 September 6, 2010

Messerschmitt knickers 

Women's knickers worn in wartime Britain (1939-1945). Often
made of nylon/parachute silk.
Possible derivation: said to come down without a fight. (analogy with German aircraft of same name).
She wears Messerschmitt knickers: they come down without a fight.