A majestic bearded creature found in the inner streets of East Hampton. Notorious for making a mean cup of coffee and being a simple kind of man, people from all corners of the world gather to catch a glimpse of this glorious manwhore.
"I saw Messerschmidt driving down the street the other day, followed by a pack of unicorns and an army of angels leading the way."
by manowar27 January 28, 2014