Alice Merton has a future
by Alice Merton fan club February 19, 2018
This is most definitely the shittest, wettest and neakiest school in South. The school is full of pakis that just focus on education and every single person that is in this school is wet. They think they are elite because Ramz went to there school. I left from the livest school in south to arrive to the shittest sixth form in south. I am now depressed everyday when I go to school. Someone please save me from this tired school.
Boy: What school dyu go to?
Friend: I go to Harris Academy Merton
Boy: YOURE A NERD U WET GUY HAHAHAHA
Friend: I go to Harris Academy Merton
Boy: YOURE A NERD U WET GUY HAHAHAHA
by Scuttyyy123 January 15, 2020
Where the best kids from Arrowhead Highschool come from. Upper-Middle class kids who think of themselves as above everyone. Teachers are wack asf here. Mr. Posick is po suck and hoards all of the schools 10 million dollar budget to live in an average house.
by Pancreas Cancer March 19, 2019
A Mertonator is a person who loves having kinky sex... especially up the bum. On the outside they are a loving friendly person that people love to be around but make sure you don’t leave anything out around them because when alone they like to investigate and see what they like putting up their bum.
Person 1: do you know Megan?
Person 2: yeah she’s lovely!
Person 1: she’s a mertonator, be careful what you touch in her house
Person 2: yeah she’s lovely!
Person 1: she’s a mertonator, be careful what you touch in her house
by Robyntherobber April 28, 2021
A school in Hilton, New york with no cute boys at all. Boys will use you for nudes and videos of girls sucking dicks will come out. Your nudes will be exposed. Teachers are complete assholes and will take your phones for no reason at all. You will get suspended for no reason and if you have a vape to the teachers your automatically the devil. White kids are always saying the n word and making fun of autistic people. Every girl is flat and a snake. So many hoes.
“hey dude did you hear about that video of that girl sucking dick from merton williams middle school?”
“yeah dude that’s fucking crazy”
“i know bro”
“yeah dude that’s fucking crazy”
“i know bro”
by anonymous thottie July 24, 2019
a school based in the mitcham (CR4) postcode thats known for putting down kids with a head teacher who doesn’t do her job…not to mention the main gang called “pollards hill” they groom kids.
by Kevin Kalenda May 15, 2021