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Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.
Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.
If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.
by Timothy Mallet March 28, 2003

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