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1. Mertenize
To destroy, ruin, lay waste to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically oral diarrhea.
"umm nah-nad--nahjuh!"
Nadya: That hoe totally mertenized my name!
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mertens mertenize destroy ruin diarrhea oral waste pronounce keenan mertenizing
by .DotK Mar 6, 2008 add a video
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