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Mertenize
To destroy,
ruin
,
lay waste
to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically
oral diarrhea
.
"
umm
nah-nad--nahjuh!"
Nadya
:
That hoe
totally mertenized my name!
by
.DotK
March 7, 2008
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Mertenize
mug.
Timothy Mertens
A man who is in love with
fefe
. Who
black faces
masks
Timothy mertens
loves
fortnite
!
by
Bigbootymaster
January 8, 2022
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Timothy Mertens
mug.
Merten
Me. Also
better than
Jacob
.
Person 1: Hi! What's your name?
Merten:
Hello there
!
My name is
Merten, now
fuck off
by
MertenFucker69420
June 3, 2022
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