Hes a king in the bed no one is better than him but besides that hes a loving caring nice guy and is the best boyfriend alive hes good at fotboll hes lastname usally starts with T and he loves pokemon
wow thats was nice hes name is mert

wow he was nice hes a mert
by ching ding December 11, 2019
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Typical turkish kebab shop owner

Pulls bitches but doesnt push P so 0/10
by Hehdhxuuvavrbfbc January 20, 2022
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mertcan is always superior to mert.
"mertcan" and "mert" are not the same person!
by Madeleines. February 26, 2022
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Turkish male name, the meaning of the name is "virile", "brave". A very popular fake name for sex dating among Turkish gays.
- Merhaba, I'm Mert, I wanna suck you.
by Alkipar February 1, 2017
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Mert is Mert. He is Mert. He is very merty and he likes mertis. Mert likes to do merticious things and mertthings.
Mert
by Merticious November 25, 2021
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1. (noun) Used as a word when someone does something dumb that's funny, or is sounding ridiculous.

2. (noun) A more friendly version of "turd."
Wow, did you see August run into that pole without looking? What a complete mert!
I have to sit next to this mert kid that always acts up in class.
by Ratt53 May 19, 2021
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When someone called Matt is being a dickhead
Shut up Mert
by Whippy May 15, 2018
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