Top Definition
Someone with a tiny penis that hasn't been laid in approximately 2 years. Merty's are bitches and still live with their parents. They suffer from premature ejaculation and go soft the second they stick it in (the main reason its been 2 years). Mertys have no friends, just acquaintances that feel bad for him so they allow him to hang out for a while.
Poor guy, he's such a Merty.
by badaboo August 17, 2014

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