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MERSTHAM 

Lovely villagey town in Surrey about 20 miles from London, surrounded by beautiful countryside. Topped off by playing host to a nice little art gallery, the Rt Gallery.
Go to Merstham to breath in the fresh Surrey air and soak up the culture at the Rt Gallery.
MERSTHAM by .l May 5, 2014
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Merstham 

A posh small area like Reigate, with a large council estate full of drugs, knives and chavs. Neighbours regularly fall out with each other and brick each others windows. If you're in the posh part your houses will be burgled by the local council estate chavs on a regular basis, if you have kids, your kids will have either good source of drugs and enjoy their teenage years or get beaten or mugged if they look posh and nerdy. Only a short distance from Redhill which houses a number of thugs too. Crawley is a short drive away, that too has lots of chavs, thugs and is primarily mostly council estates. Gatwick airport is only a short ride away by car, train or bus, for when you want to get away from the most miserable place on earth.
Merstham - A posh small area like Reigate, with a large council estate full of drugs, knives and chavs. Neighbours regularly fall out with each other and brick each others windows.
Merstham by Surreyboyinnit August 15, 2017
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merstham park school

this school has so many chavs. girls have their skirts so high their fannys are hanging out.
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person 2: yeah she goes merstham park school.
merstham park school by anonymous October 30, 2021

merstham park school

a posh school for neeks in merstham i’m pretty sure everyone who goes there reads books for a hobby
person 1: what school does that neek go to
person 2: probably merstham park school
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