Merson

Not quite a midget, not quite a person.

That guy is too tall to be a midget and too small to be a person, he's a merson.

by TShizzle June 22, 2013

merson

Politically correct way to say "mermaid".

Male "mermaids" prefer to be called a merson.

by Merson February 24, 2014

Mersoning

When someone doesn't respond to a text message

Mark: Hey buddy - you wanna go to Beerfest?
Merson: (no response)
Mark: Are you Mersoning me again?!?
Merson: (no response)

by HotNDangerous March 6, 2018

Paul Merson

rhyming slang for a cheeky person
Ex Arsenal, Aston Villa and England player who is now concentrating on his punditry career. He is notorious for his cheeky off pitch remarks and observations

ohhh man he's paul merson; even if he's not feeling particularly cheeky he still does cheeky things.

fan: paul merson is a great football player

by Ibble.Bibble March 14, 2010

Sam Merson-ing

Tagging along to something you haven't been invited too

Guy 1:Bro why is he here
Guy 2: Idk man, hes totally Sam merson-ing

by Flexoffenderrr September 23, 2020

Merson

A single meeple.

We can't play Monopoly with only one merson!

by Ashlandarf September 23, 2023