Joe Merlo, from Quakertown (whitest place on earth) brings the "ghetto" to town. His pants are extremely large for his legs and he pulls them down to his knees at a constant rate. Being part of the mafia, he will kill your white ass.
Idiot one: "Yo! Where's that Joe Merlo kid?"
Idiot two: "Gettin up in some bitches guts."
Idiot one: "Typical."
by pizzahutismyjam April 12, 2009
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One small, bubbly, beautiful young person with wizard powers and sexual magnet
Hey did you see merlo last night, she was looking so voluptuous
by Louis buckeroo February 28, 2021
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