Joe Merlo, from Quakertown (whitest place on earth) brings the "ghetto" to town. His pants are extremely large for his legs and he pulls them down to his knees at a constant rate. Being part of the mafia, he will kill your white ass.
Idiot one: "Yo! Where's that Joe Merlo kid?"
Idiot two: "Gettin up in some bitches guts."
Idiot one: "Typical."