Meredith Frikin Watts (BRO KING)

Known as one of the greatest bro's of all time. She has inspired many other bro's with her moving speeches. True bro's are honored to party or even be near M-Watts. Her sexual humor always get highfives and fist bumps from everyone. If you mess with her she'll kick you in the dick. All other bro's try to be like her but they can't, because Meredith Frikin Watts is the BRO KING!

Meredith Frikin Watts (BRO KING) is such a fucking bro!

Meredith Frikin Watts (BRO KING) by Bromosapian August 20, 2010

Meredith Frikin Watts (Bro King)

Known as many names: Brobi Wan Kenobi, Bro King, Ultra Bro, or sometimes just "hero." M-watts has been called the Rosa Parks of our generation. Undoubtedly the biggest, baddest, and all around best bro ever to set foot on this land. Even the top bros of the state "Broklahoma" admire her and try to mimic her bro like activity, failing miserably of course. Don't hate on this girl, because as mentioned in the post above, she will not hesitate to kick you in the dick. Gracing the universe with her presence since 1992, Meredith Frikin Watts is the BRO KING!

If you: a. don't know Meredith Frikin Watts (Bro King) or b. think or have ever thought that she is not the bro king, you should probably be stabbed.

Meredith Frikin Watts (Bro King) by Christiano Bronaldo September 28, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012