"Yo man, Jay from A-Street got merced last night"
by Kasakur July 2, 2006
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1. n. the arm-pit of the Central Valley of central California. Turlock is the geographic center of the state and is 20 miles north of Merced, therefore anyone claiming to be a Northerner (norteño) south of Turlock needs to learn their geography, however, most, if not all, gangbangers are confuckulated because they spend their days spun ducky woo woo. If I was mexican (see border brother, spic, greaser), I would not try to kill my brethren - To quote Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?"
Merced - Gateway to hell.
by Brain (the real one) December 2, 2004
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I know from living here,born and raised.I moved away in 2003.I came to the East Coast near New York city.Okay,Merced is ok if your just a so-called "normal" person.But if your different,like i was,and just unique and Flamboyant.This town is full of Homophobes.it's very closed-minded,Extremely Anti-Gay and full of stupid Bigots.I used to hate being hurrassed,and not feeling like i didn't belong.It was a hard place to live and be yourself.Being Openly-Gay in Merced County has been Hell.This is an OK town for some,But for me i had to leave what i left behind.and that was my Dear Family and "Some" Friends.The other stuff was pure History.I admit,Merced is a cool town,theres some nice people,but theres also a lot of Anti-Gay people as well.


Gilbert Ray Reyes
Aka Maverick
Merced,Closed-minded,Closet-cases,Hicks,RedNecks,Conservatives,Bigots,Anti-Gay,Homophobic.
by Gilbert Ray Reyes January 18, 2009
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hip-hop origins taken from the word mercenary.
1. To leave.
2. To kill.
1. I'm about to merc, I say "peace" to the family. - Mos Def
2. Or mercin' the president live on Channel 7 - Non Phixion
by inkdrinker January 2, 2005
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1. short for mercenary, which is a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army. Used by urban geeks to describe the culprit in a fantasy ambush.
2. anyone who serves or works merely for monetary gain; a mugger
Last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"
by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
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A: A group of people who go around fucking people up really bad, and/or killing them.

B: the pluralization of merc.
A: Those Mercs totally fucked up those dudes!

B: That dude is pretty crazy, he just Mercs people like all day long.
by Ghettosmoke June 12, 2010
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In the world of multi-player gaming, merced is used in much the same way that "pwned" is. It is typically used to denote domination or (at the very least) a kill of another player. The word originates from the root word mercenary.

It is also a term that is tossed around quite haphazardly among gamers for feats that are not really all that impressive. A minor kill streak or a narrow victory over an opposing team does not really rise to the level of merced, but that does not stop noobs from using it anyway. (see definition of Noob for details)
Gamer 1: Damn dude, I hate that map, I just got friggin merced.

Gamer 2: All good, we we rape these camper bitches in the next round.
by Gamer3608 May 19, 2011
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