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A sound German cats make.

(say in a pissed, dominant way, emphasize the 'ch' sound)
"Meowch"
"The hell was that?"
"Ze German Cat."
Meowch by The-Hedgehog April 15, 2010
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To injure oneself or damage valuables while intoxicated.
"While running up a hill after 4 drinks in heels for no apparent reason, the girl tripped over herself and broke her iPhone 6. She realized she had no insurance and exclaimed "Meowchies!!"
meowchies by Leilei April 6, 2015

meowchat 

A type of role playing phenomenon in which humans, generally female, adopt the personality of one of their cats and chat or write in a cross between baby talk, malapropism, and literal phonetic spellings. These cat figures take on a life and personality of their own which become quite real to those involved.
Dis here cat is weally weally imPURRtant and wuves to meowchat wiff hims fwends.
meowchat by Portia Neff December 28, 2006
When cats get hurt, they say Meowch.
My sister: *throws apple at me.*
My sister: *throws pillow at me"
My sister: *throws the cat at me*
My cat: Meowch!
Meowch by Meowphpjs July 5, 2019

Meowcheese 

The scrapings of the innerds of several cats, mixed with squirrel gentalia and then churned until it makes a formation of toasty cheese.
"mmm.......a nice slice of meowcheese!"
Meowcheese by meow! December 20, 2003
When a cat aka pussy is mad or lonely
Josie has some serious meowch going on over there
meowch by bossman1369 April 10, 2015
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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