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shadies and mentalmen 

The way to address a rowdy and drunken audience.
Shadies and mentalmen, here is your entertainment for tonight!


*guy with violin and dildo walks in*

r/metalmemes 

A subreddit for posting memes about metal bands. The sub has very much quality content.
Person 1: Hey man, did you hear how r/metalmemes destroyed all the cringy sabaton fans?
Person 2: Yeah dude, they finally got rid of those stupid posers.
r/metalmemes by Based person December 26, 2021

r/MetalMemes 

A shitty sub in Reddit that always hates Sabaton just because some of their songs is about the Germans during WW2, calling the fandom Nazis. If you are a moderator of this fucking sub, shut up, we don't fucking care, we just like heavy metal with history. Fuck the subreddit mods, the members, and the subreddit.
If you are a moderator of r/MetalMemes, shut the fuck up and make peace between r/Sabaton and r/MetalMemes.

Mentalpetoblyism 

A condition where the sufferer demonstrates erratic, odd or atypical behaviour, attributable to the swelling of the brain.

Known cures: compensatory pressure applied to the head by a compressive band.
"Did you see Tom Cruise jumpin up and down on Oprah's couch? He must have mentalpetoblyism."

"Sally must be trying to cure her mentalpetoblyism. OTherwise that's one stupid looking head band"
Mentalpetoblyism by Tipper Thorburn September 17, 2008

Mentaemotion 

Feminine teleclairvoyant emotions
She said she doesn't know what love means in teleclairvoyant mentaemotional
frequencies
Mentaemotion by Innerearharrassment! September 7, 2021

r/MetalMemes 

A subreddit with many based elitists. Unfortunately, it is infested with posers as of right now, so there are many Klantera and SSabaton fans who corrupt the sub with cringe tourist memes.
r/MetalMemes poser: STFU, JUST BECAUSE SLIPKNOT ARE POPULAR AND AREN'T A NU-POST-SYMPHONIC-MELODIC-INDUSTRIAL-SLAMMING-BLACKENED-SHITTENED-CUMSOAKED-SHITSTAINED-PROGRESSIVE-BLACK-DEATH-POWER-THRASH-WAR-BESTIAL-PISSBUCKET-RAW-ANALCUMEXPLOSIONCOCKCOREGRIND BAND WITH -100000 LISTENERS THAT RELEASED A DEMO IN 1791 RECORDED ON A DOORKNOB DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT METAL. STOP BEING AN ELITIST GATEKEEPING BASMENT-DWELLING MORBIDLY OBESE DEGENERATE WEEB TRVE KVLT NECKBEARD SCUMBAG. The real posers here are you. Yes, all of you. Especially the mods. Real metal listeners dont' gatekeep, and encourage everyone to listen to the metal that they like. All metal is real metal, and you pussies can't tell people otherwise. Real metal enthusiasts welcome everyone into the community. They don't push out the people who want to join the medium and share their passion with others. You guys do the exact opposite. You attack those who do listen to what you don't like. You push out those who want to come into the metal family and learn about it the music. You gatekeep. You are elitists, the worst type of a fandom. Tl;dr y'all need to have a shower, touch some grass, and get bitches.

Chad based elitist: Poser.
r/MetalMemes by Based Metal Chad August 23, 2023