When someone unexpectedly cracks the shits for no reason at someone or something, then continues as normal after wards as if nothing had even happened
OMG, did u just see that chick, she just had a menopause moment and abused the little kid for glancing at her, what a bitch.
by Micky918 November 20, 2008
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a sinister cabal of middle aged, menopausal women who control the world's supply of cushy jobs
I really wanted a cushy job in the local library but the menopausal mafia have that place locked down.
by Sideshow Aj June 22, 2011
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The hot flashes and sweats you get when battling a particularly bad hangover. These symptoms are commonly associated with female menopause.
Ryan: "Aren't you going to order food?"
Jim: "No, I'm fighting some hangover menopause right now. I don't think I could hold it down."
by ChristmasQ June 12, 2013
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A ongoing, seemingly never-ending drama series whose target audience is menopausal women. These series are also largely watched by lazy half-Swiss students with nothing better to do. Coincidentally neither can bare children.
Keighy: Hey is Sam not coming out tonight?
George: No, he just bought the season 5 boxset of Grey's Anatomy.
Keighy: Jeez, he sure does love those menopause dramas.
by Chepsi December 3, 2009
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The stage in your life when creative ideas come in flashes instead of being regular.
I am also delighted to meet a fellow creative type. Creative ideas are like ovary eggs...you are born with a number of them and they are release over time throughout one's career. I'm in creative menopause. The ideas come, but they are not as free flowing as they were when I was younger. Having a surrogate idea man at my age is awesome and I look forward to doing business with you.
by pinball queen September 2, 2009
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Aligning your wants with your needs.
John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot
by ShittyRickashawala January 14, 2020
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When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.

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Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)
by Badnancie September 26, 2014
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