An ancient method used by men around the world to attract a mate, it involves grabbing the desired mate and then falling backwards while slamming the mate against the floor or wall in the process. This is then directly followed by continually penetrating the mate while occasionally repeating the maneuver of slamming them against the floor. It's 100% effective and anyone exposed to it immediately decides to marry the user.
Person 1: Hey how'd you get with Stacy? She's so hot!
Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her
Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence
Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her
Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence
by Sneed d'Elaine November 3, 2020
Drug kingpin in upstate New York. Known to the locals as "Taco Bueno". He operates out of Gabis Cafe, and is constantly moving to avoid the DEA and Immigration.
The Mendozian Cartel
The Mendozian Cartel
by bobsatonme November 4, 2013
The point at which a woman's craziness outweighs her level of beauty.
For a woman to be considered "below the Mendoza Line," she must be sufficiently crazy that it doesn't matter how beautiful she is; you would still not sleep with her.
Based on the baseball term of the same name, referring to the point at which a player's poor batting average cannot be justified despite his defensive abilities.
For a woman to be considered "below the Mendoza Line," she must be sufficiently crazy that it doesn't matter how beautiful she is; you would still not sleep with her.
Based on the baseball term of the same name, referring to the point at which a player's poor batting average cannot be justified despite his defensive abilities.
George- "Dude, Suzy's all over you tonight. Why are you ignoring her?"
Brett- "Trust me man, she's way below the Mendoza Line. Her last boyfriend had to change his social security number."
George- "...mind if I go for it?"
Brett- "Trust me man, she's way below the Mendoza Line. Her last boyfriend had to change his social security number."
George- "...mind if I go for it?"
by Paul83 March 20, 2011
a baseball term for batting around or below .200.
mediocrity.
phrase was coined by George Brett after a player named Mendoza who, uh, sucked
mediocrity.
phrase was coined by George Brett after a player named Mendoza who, uh, sucked
by Lindlof May 28, 2004
by 4KGOD December 22, 2020
He’s the funniest of ther group, the innocent one of the group, and obviously the stupidest one in the group. Jason Mendoza is a fictional character from the Netflix Original: “The Good Place” and lemme tell ya, that mf is dumber than my brother-
by thegaemf May 23, 2021
by Curtis Szjada August 14, 2008