A podunk town full of tools who all have a superiority complex for some unfathomable reason. In reality these people should have no pride at all because EVERYBODY is better than them. The sports teams suck, but the jocks are arrogant twats regardless. The junior high and high school are one shitty conglomerate in a consolidated building. 95% of the kids at MHS are likely the result of perpetual inbreeding, which explains their inability to comprehend the written, or spoken word. They say that the first car was built here, but that's probably just a lie that the historical society made up so people would think we're important (it didn't work anyway). The only fun things to do in Memphis involve destroying other peoples' property. The water tower looks like a big, stupid lollypop. There is an annual festival that is centered around ducks. Just as I think that this town cannot possibly get any stupider, something else happens, like a Blues Festival or something lame like that. I am deeply ashamed to have grown up in this town. That old guy makes some bitchin' ice cream though.
1. Memphis, MI is like a plate that had shit on it at one time. You can wash the plate over, and over again, but the plate still had shit on it.
2. Everyone in Memphis can bite me.
3. Being burned alive is more tolerable than speaking to one of Memphis' denizens for even a few seconds.
2. Everyone in Memphis can bite me.
3. Being burned alive is more tolerable than speaking to one of Memphis' denizens for even a few seconds.
by The HZA March 1, 2010
An Old-Fashioned Small Town on the edge of Macomb County and St. Clair County. Its was founded in the 1848, and has a Population of around 1,084. Its most known for the mysterious Witch's Ball in the Cemetery, and "The Thing". A homemade car built in the Summer of 1885. Other than that, It's about as forgettable as any other Small Town in the U.S.
It still has a few businesses, despite the purge of small, family owned businesses Covid-19 caused. Some of them are Restaurants, and others are Salons and Cannabis Shops. It used to have a Subway and a Family Owned Diner, but both of those are closed now. I miss the Subway. We all miss the Subway.
Its Population is full of Rednecks, the Elderly, and Farmers. The Rednecks are mentally retarded and obsessed with dirt bikes, the Elderly are ridden with dementia, and miss the 'good ol days' and the Farmers are corn-fed and olny care about getting their crops.
The School is staffed by either crazy soccer moms, or the coolest people I've ever met. Its also paranoid as fuck about phones because cheating for some reason. Most of the equipment is over 10 y.o. Also the Cafeteria food sucks ass.
The Town's Debt is somewhere in the $500,000s, and most homes look abandoned. Other than that, pretty neat town.
It still has a few businesses, despite the purge of small, family owned businesses Covid-19 caused. Some of them are Restaurants, and others are Salons and Cannabis Shops. It used to have a Subway and a Family Owned Diner, but both of those are closed now. I miss the Subway. We all miss the Subway.
Its Population is full of Rednecks, the Elderly, and Farmers. The Rednecks are mentally retarded and obsessed with dirt bikes, the Elderly are ridden with dementia, and miss the 'good ol days' and the Farmers are corn-fed and olny care about getting their crops.
The School is staffed by either crazy soccer moms, or the coolest people I've ever met. Its also paranoid as fuck about phones because cheating for some reason. Most of the equipment is over 10 y.o. Also the Cafeteria food sucks ass.
The Town's Debt is somewhere in the $500,000s, and most homes look abandoned. Other than that, pretty neat town.
by narf narf September 4, 2022