Memory Bank

Getting your partner to masturbate you while telling you a sexual story from their past.

My girlfriend gave me a amazing Memory Bank last night, she told one time she had a three some with two boys in the park.

Get merch

Get the Memory Bank mug.

See more merch

Memory bank

Where you put a mental image of a hot girl you just saw, to save for 'alone time' later on.

Mike: Wow did you see that girl?
Joe: Yeah she's going in the memory bank!

Get merch

Related Words

I've lived the high life to have any significant savings but my memory bank is loaded

Get merch

someone who has the biggest fucking forehead in the cosmos

“i’ve been learning a lot of trigonometry in college recently”
“i can see that from your Big Memory Bank”

Get merch

An experience so extraordinary that it burns a permanent spot in your mind.

I can't wait to see this cage fight between Rush Limbaugh and Barack Obama...it's going to be a real memory-banker!

Get merch

"Damn, Daniel... where'd you get that dope meme?"
Daniel: It's stored in my memeory bank

Get merch