Herman Melville

Dumb boy poo poo sailor boy, I hope you have scurvy.

"Hey, you see that guy covered in poop over there?"

"Yeah, that's Herman Melville, he--"

"I hope he has scurvy."

by Professor Richard Rockhard October 28, 2020

herbert and melville

Boobs. Herbert being the right side and Melville his the counterpart to the left.

I had a lot of fun playing with Herbert and Melville last night.

by YaoMama October 16, 2003

Stewart melvilles

A Scottish, Edinburgh-based slang term for male underpants of any variety

His trousers were so far down his backside you could see his stewart melvilles

by youralmightyleader September 15, 2011

full melville

When a previously reliable high profile social media account starts posting questionable content.

"I used to love that account, but 6 months ago it went Full Melville..."

by Andysuth April 7, 2022

Brandy Melville employee

A snake in glossier lip gloss and doc Martins.
Wouldn't you just love it if her ugliness from the inside showed on the outside?

I walked into brandy Melville just looking for some cute clothes but instead I got a brandy Melville employee hissing at me and looking up and down my body wanting to bite me then posion me with her snake poissons.

by Vfbnh tfcsxecfinkjnhvfce December 7, 2019

Brandy Melvile

A cheap ass store that dumb and basic white girls go too. When they go to this store they think they are trendy and quirky, but really they are making a fool out of themselves. If you shop at this store your name is either Stephanie, Mia, or Molly.

Mia: OMG GIRL WE SHOULD TOTES GO TO BRANDY MELVILE
Molly: OMG YAAAAAAS I SAW THIS REALLY CUTE TOP THERE
Mia: lets go now
Molly: ok!
Mia: we are such trendy bad bitches
Molly: i know right 3>

by moo lily March 1, 2020

Jack Melville

A manly biker dyke that will accept fisting as payment for nearly anything

Person: Hey sorry i forgot your 5$

Jack Melville: Its okay just fist me as payment im also a gay jew

by Morgun_freemon May 4, 2017