Aunt Melinda

When your voice cracks and sounds all watery. It can be caused from alot of saliva in mouth, excesivive amounts of water dranken, your food only being half swallowed. And many more things may cause an Aunt Melinda

friend 1 -Haha dude you just had an Aunt Melinda

friend 2 -Not uh

friend 1 - don't deny it i heard your voice got all watery

friend 2 - hahahahah damn it

by Polkadot2397 July 12, 2006

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Dirty Melinda

When you cheat on your girlfriend whilst eating a slice of pizza

Last Saturday I was full after a dirty Melinda

by MrWands June 27, 2017

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Melinda and Alex

Melinda and Alex two psycho people who got together and made up a fake 3 way relationship that never existed!

Hey did you hear Melinda and Alex were faking that 3 way relationship with Courtney! I guess her real ex girlfriend was Courtney's lookalike or something!

Wow! Really! Thats absolutely psycho thing to do!

Yea, I know....Courtney finally heard about and got mad and people actually tracked Melinda's real gf down and the girl admitted that she was Melindas ex gf! So much drama! its like Alex can't move on with his life!

by RomanHi5 September 4, 2020

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Melinda Doolittle Syndrome

The astonishing occurrence when a fan-favorite contestant on a talent competition - like "American Idol", or "So You Think You Can Dance," in which the viewer votes for the winner - is voted off the show, more specifically before the finals of the competition. Abbreviation MDS

Lil'Kim came down with a bad case of Melinda Doolittle Syndrome on "Dancing with the Stars" this season.

I wonder who's gonna catch MDS this season on Idol.

by J-Breezey May 23, 2009

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cool melinda

When a chick ticks an ice cube between her buttcheeks and farts on your face

There I was finishing my sweet tea when she grabbed an ice cube from my empty cup, gripped it tight betwix the cheeks of her hindquarters and proceeded to give me a cool Melinda. I had pink eye for two weeks....

by StoneageMouse April 5, 2019

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